Origin of man

A little girl gets assigned a report on the origin of Humans. She decides to write letters to two famous women, Michelle Obama and Sarah Palin, asking how Humans came to be.
Michelle Obama's letter said that throughout millions of generations, Humans have evolved from apes
Sarah Palin's letter said that in the beginning, God created Adam and Eve and we are all descendants of them.
The little girl became very confused. So she decided to ask her dad who was right, Obama or Palin? Her dad said both, Palin and Obama were just describing where they came from!



Date:  13.05.04

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