Because he's black.
What do you call a black priest??
A black guy was walking in the park...
A black guy goes walking in the local park, enjoying the sights around him. As he heads towards the pond, he notices an old Asian man throwing rocks across the pond trying to skip them. The black guy walks over and asks the Asian man what he's doing.
Did you hear about the black woman...
"Well," the Asian man said, "whenever I skip a rock across the pond, I can hear the names of my ancestors."
So the Asian man skips a rock, and the black guy hears a <em>ching chang chong</em>.
The black guy remarks, "That's amazing, let me try it!"
He throws the rock and it skips, yet there is nothing to be heard.
The Asian man says, surprised, "That doesn't make sense, why didn't we hear the names?"
The black guy replies, "It must have been my father."
who was looking for wheels for her mis-carriage?
I took my family camping....
Do you know what Helen Keller's dad looked like? No?
Well neither did she.