What's the difference between jam and jelly?
I can't jelly my dick in your ass.
Let's take a moment to honor 2 great things that happened
Let's take a moment to honor 2 great things that happened on this very day years ago
but they used too much black powderOrigin of man
A little girl gets assigned a report on the origin of Humans. She decides to write letters to two famous women, Michelle Obama and Sarah Palin, asking how Humans came to be.
They were my friends...What's the most homoerotic breakfast cereal?