What do you call a black priest??
Did you hear about the black woman...
who was looking for wheels for her mis-carriage?
Because he's black.
Well neither did she.
A black guy goes walking in the local park, enjoying the sights around him. As he heads towards the pond, he notices an old Asian man throwing rocks across the pond trying to skip them. The black guy walks over and asks the Asian man what he's doing.
Because his cock was stuck in the chicken.<em>ba dum pish</em>