Origin of man
A little girl gets assigned a report on the origin of Humans. She decides to write letters to two famous women, Michelle Obama and Sarah Palin, asking how Humans came to be.
Michelle Obama's letter said that throughout millions of generations, Humans have evolved from apes
Sarah Palin's letter said that in the beginning, God created Adam and Eve and we are all descendants of them.
The little girl became very confused. So she decided to ask her dad who was right, Obama or Palin? Her dad said both, Palin and Obama were just describing where they came from!
What's the most homoerotic breakfast cereal?
Let's take a moment to honor 2 great things that happened
Let's take a moment to honor 2 great things that happened on this very day years ago
I took my family camping....
The birth of Hitler & Columbine
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
I can't jelly my dick in your ass.
A black guy was walking in the park...
A black guy goes walking in the local park, enjoying the sights around him. As he heads towards the pond, he notices an old Asian man throwing rocks across the pond trying to skip them. The black guy walks over and asks the Asian man what he's doing.
"Well," the Asian man said, "whenever I skip a rock across the pond, I can hear the names of my ancestors."
So the Asian man skips a rock, and the black guy hears a <em>ching chang chong</em>.
The black guy remarks, "That's amazing, let me try it!"
He throws the rock and it skips, yet there is nothing to be heard.
The Asian man says, surprised, "That doesn't make sense, why didn't we hear the names?"
The black guy replies, "It must have been my father."