I asked my black friend if he was Jewish
He said "No" but he looked kind of ashy
Why do Jews wear Yamakas?
The propellers cost extra.What happens when jewish guy with a boner walks into...
What happens when jewish guy with a boner walks in to a wall?
Cause they bake pretty good.How do you scare a Jew?
You turn on the ovenWhat's the best way to piss off a jew?
A.) Change the price from 3.99 to 4.00