Apparently it was a photo finish in boston...
but they used too much black powder
I went to the Boston Marathon to lend a hand...
...but apparently all they need is feet.Boston Marathon
I told my fat friend to run in the boston marathon. I told him, "A little exercise won't kill you".So I saw some guys running the Boston marathon
They just blew strait through the finish line!You hear about the Boston Marathon?
Shit was a blast.What's the difference between jam and jelly?
I can't jelly my dick in your ass.