Can you spare just $5? Ranjit is a 7 year old boy living in Pakistan...
He has only one leg, one arm and one eye. He has to ride 9 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only one pedal. If you send us just $5 we will send you the video - it's fucking hilarious!
What do you call 25% of the worlds blacks being put on the moon?
A problem.
What about 50% of the world's blacks on the moon?
An even bigger problem.
What about 100% of the world's blacks on the moon?
Problem solved :)
...and he says "you can use it if you suck my cock.". She says "fine." and starts blowing him. Two seconds into it shes like "fuck dad! Whys your dick taste like shit???". The dad then says "on second thought... your brother has the car".
What do you call a white rolling down a hill? An avalanche. What do you call a black rolling down a hill? A mud slide. What do you call a Mexican rolling down a hill? A jail break.
I've come up with a great idea for a new ice cream. It's going to consist of the flavors grape, watermelon, and fried chicken.
I'm going to call it Niggerpolitan.
A.) Change the price from 3.99 to 4.00
B.) Remind them that Auschwitz is technically the world's largest ashtray
C.) Give up bacon for lent
the answer: B, A, Not C