What happens when jewish guy with a boner walks into...
What happens when jewish guy with a boner walks in to a wall?
They were my friends...Apparently it was a photo finish in boston...
but they used too much black powderWhat's the difference between jam and jelly?
I can't jelly my dick in your ass.
Let's take a moment to honor 2 great things that happened on this very day years ago
A little girl gets assigned a report on the origin of Humans. She decides to write letters to two famous women, Michelle Obama and Sarah Palin, asking how Humans came to be.
A black guy goes walking in the local park, enjoying the sights around him. As he heads towards the pond, he notices an old Asian man throwing rocks across the pond trying to skip them. The black guy walks over and asks the Asian man what he's doing.
Because he's black.
who was looking for wheels for her mis-carriage?
Well neither did she.
Because his cock was stuck in the chicken.<em>ba dum pish</em>
Nothing, you already told her twice
What does a baby look like after 28 seconds in the microwave?
Womens RightsWhat do you tell a woman with a black eye?
Nothing, you already told her once.I was going to make a gay joke...
Butt fuck, that's not cool, cum on guys!I asked my black friend if he was Jewish
He said "No" but he looked kind of ashyA man from Massachusetts is driving through Georgia...
A man from Massachusetts is driving through Georgia and is pulled over by a cop for speeding.
When they presented the evidence against Oscar Pistorius for murder...
So, recently there were talks about putting Back to the Future Part IV into production...
What is the difference between vacationing English people and the plane that takes them to their destination?
Your mother's cunt after a nigger rapes her.What is the useless flap of skin around the vagina called?
The womanHave you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife?...
... Well he hasn't eitherI talked a man out of jumping off the roof of his house
I talked a man out of jumping off the roof of his house today. I said, "Mate, you've got fuck all to live for, so you might as well just burn in the fire."Avatar was a big hit, such a premise
Avatar was a big hit, such a premise. It picks up where Titanic left off