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What happens when jewish guy with a boner walks into...

What happens when jewish guy with a boner walks in to a wall?
He breaks his nose

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Whats sad about 4 black guys driving a Cadillac off a cliff?

They were my friends...

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Apparently it was a photo finish in boston...

but they used too much black powder

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What's the difference between jam and jelly?

I can't jelly my dick in your ass.

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Let's take a moment to honor 2 great things that happened

Let's take a moment to honor 2 great things that happened on this very day years ago
The birth of Hitler & Columbine

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Origin of man

A little girl gets assigned a report on the origin of Humans. She decides to write letters to two famous women, Michelle Obama and Sarah Palin, asking how Humans came to be.
Michelle Obama's letter said that throughout millions of generations, Humans have evolved from apes
Sarah Palin's letter said that in the beginning, God created Adam and Eve and we are all descendants of them.
The little girl became very confused. So she decided to ask her dad who was right, Obama or Palin? Her dad said both, Palin and Obama were just describing where they came from!

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What's the most homoerotic breakfast cereal?

FrankenBerry

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I took my family camping....

Concentration camping

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A black guy was walking in the park...

A black guy goes walking in the local park, enjoying the sights around him. As he heads towards the pond, he notices an old Asian man throwing rocks across the pond trying to skip them. The black guy walks over and asks the Asian man what he's doing.
"Well," the Asian man said, "whenever I skip a rock across the pond, I can hear the names of my ancestors."
So the Asian man skips a rock, and the black guy hears a <em>ching chang chong</em>.
The black guy remarks, "That's amazing, let me try it!"
He throws the rock and it skips, yet there is nothing to be heard.
The Asian man says, surprised, "That doesn't make sense, why didn't we hear the names?"
The black guy replies, "It must have been my father."

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

Because he's black.

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What do you call a black priest??

Holy shit

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Did you hear about the black woman...

who was looking for wheels for her mis-carriage?

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Do you know what Helen Keller's dad looked like? No?

Well neither did she.

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Why did the redneck cross the road?

Because his cock was stuck in the chicken.<em>ba dum pish</em>

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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice

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What's 10 inches long, and makes women scream in the night?

Crib death.

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What does a baby look like after 28 seconds in the

What does a baby look like after 28 seconds in the microwave?
I dunno. I close my eyes when I jerk off...

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Wanna hear a joke?

Womens Rights

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What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

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I was going to make a gay joke...

Butt fuck, that's not cool, cum on guys!

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I asked my black friend if he was Jewish

He said "No" but he looked kind of ashy

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A man from Massachusetts is driving through Georgia...

A man from Massachusetts is driving through Georgia and is pulled over by a cop for speeding.
The cop says to the man "What's the hurry, son? You can't just burn through Georgia!"
The man looks at the cop and says "Why not? Sherman did."

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When they presented the evidence against Oscar Pistorius

When they presented the evidence against Oscar Pistorius for murder...
He didn't have a leg to stand on

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Back to the Future Part IV into production

So, recently there were talks about putting Back to the Future Part IV into production...
...But things started to get a little shaky.

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What is the difference between vacationing English people

What is the difference between vacationing English people and the plane that takes them to their destination?
The plane stops whining when it arrives.

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What's black and white and red all over?

Your mother's cunt after a nigger rapes her.

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What is the useless flap of skin around the vagina called?

The woman

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife?...

... Well he hasn't either

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I talked a man out of jumping off the roof of his house

I talked a man out of jumping off the roof of his house today. I said, "Mate, you've got fuck all to live for, so you might as well just burn in the fire."

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Avatar was a big hit, such a premise

Avatar was a big hit, such a premise. It picks up where Titanic left off
In as much as, half the cast are blue.

 

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